Sociopath

Those that know me know that I'm a sociopath. Wait, no, sociophobe (I hope my employers, both past and present read that... which, FYI-if you Google my full name, it totally leads you to my blog... which... I should probably figure out how to stop...). I think it's moreso this immense dislike for small talk and fake smilery, so I attempt to avoid it. I don't like washing my hands adjacent to other people in the bathroom because I feel obligated to make conversation, and what kind of material have you got to work with in bathroom (that sounds really gross)?

Hence, THIS:

I know, I know, messy and poorly scanned. And apparently I have some weird mark on my scanner^^ do you see? Do you see? HOWEVER, I have connected my scanner to my old computer and have no desire to stay on that thing for any longer than I have to. So yeahhh

Speaking of small talk, you know what drives me nuts? I always find there's someone in the workplace that talks to themselves. And it's like, am I supposed to answer or inquire into your mild tourette's outbursts? I don't think so. I don't like to encourage this type of behavior. These little Twitter-like snippets of complaints or comments impede on my mind-grapes.

Ex: "Oh shoot! Well, that's no good!"
I mean, obviously if you're in close proximity, this is meant to bring up questions like "What? What's no good?" But honestly, I don't care. Especially if you're complaining or in a bad mood. I don't like hearing people complain directly to me, why would I bring it upon myself to inquire further into YOUR complaint?

Anyway.