Imma a genie in a bottle... an irritating Robin Williams-ish genie

I wish it weren't so cold in here. I mean we're indoors, why is it so cold in here?

I wish this man sitting next to me wasn't sitting so close next to me.

I wish that I was a little more gallant and was more quick to hold open doors for pregnant ladies and didn't feel pissed off when I have to give up my seat on the bus for old people.

I wish I exercised yesterday.

I wish I didn't eat a cupcake in lieu of exercising today.

I wish it was sometime in the future where I have everything together and teleportation was fully functional and my prospective novel was written.

I wish I had magical powers, but not ones where people in teen movies would call "A big freaker!!!!"

I wish that we didn't have to grow up and be responsible and give up things that seem to be a waste of time.

I wish I didn't desire money and power and love so heavily.

I wish that the video store has "Sherlock Holmes" because they didn't have it last week and I watched "Hurt Locker" instead and though a good enough movie, I wanted to see some ass-kicking crime-solving.

I wish that I find a magic lamp, but I bet you I'll try to be righteous and eventually wish that "everything went back to normal and that the genie should be set free," before wishing for money or anything exciting.

I wish that I didn't make so many wishes.